Hot Pants


This is sexual. Hot and horny. The name really does say it all. Your pants will be so hot, you’ll need to remove them. What you do after that is totally up to you. But I suggest having your favorite sensual indulgence on hand (man, woman or battery operated buddy) for a session of hot, sweaty, you-know-what.


All work and no play makes Inner Vixen a dull, little pussy cat.

She needs to flirt. To work the lashes. She wants to feel the desire behind those eyes staring back at her.

That primal heat is as fulfilling as a pitcher of water in the middle of the desert.

So I say, “Free the bad girl! Free the bad girl!”

That — my nectar filled goddess — is what Hot Pants is for.

It’s deep and sensual.

Dark and dirty.

A-R-O-U-S-I-N-G! (Grrr baby!)

It gives me the butterflies. Makes me feel flirty and naughty. And yeah, my Hot Pants brings all the boys to the yard. (Even the one’s in the Friend Zone… just read about my adventure with Hot Pants and my ex.)

Spray some on your root chakra — (not in it, ha). Now spray some on your sacral chakra, right below your belly button. Try some on your heart.

Now slip into whatever makes you comfortable. Something lacy… a t-shirt… nothing is perfectly fine too.

And pay attention to what’s going on in the world around you. You may very well notice that heads are turning and tongues are wagging a lot more than usual. Friendly faces may suddenly get a lot friendlier.

If you’re all by your lonesome, you may feel the need to be “self indulgent.”

Such is the nuclear power of Hot Pants.

Try this…

I’ve had everyone from strippers to housewives use Hot Pants to bring the heat.

I typically do 2-4 sprays. It not only makes you feel sexy, it makes those around you catch that vibe too. It’s an attention grabber, so be prepared for obvious sexual tension.


Sold as a curio for entertainment purposes only.

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1 ounce bottle


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