If you’ve had the chance to read my post The Good, the Bad and the Karma, you know that I’m 100% for cursing.
Cursing as in dark magick… cursing as in sending ‘not-so-nice’ energy to people who maliciously disturb my groove. I don’t do it often. And I only offer it as a service to my closest clients whose situations I’m already familiar with. So when I come across a case that makes me say “Yeeeessss, that mother flocker deserves a little nuclear blast under their ass!” you better believe it’s worthy of my energy.
That was definitely the situation with Mia.
Mia (name changed to protect her privacy) is a client that I’ve been reading for since 2014. She’s a single mom and a 9-5 sex worker who has gotten a goodly amount of business using Saint D. Basically, her business has been really smooth over the past year with nothing but regular clients.
One day a client asked her if he could come see her on a Wednesday, and pay her that Friday when he got paid. She agreed. Everything went well. The client delivered the money as promised.
About 2 months later, the same client made the request again. Mia agreed. But this time he didn’t come back. She texted a few times, and he said he’d bring the money. But after a month… nothing.
Was this situation truly worthy of a curse?
Some of you will probably say ‘no.’ Mia took a chance and it didn’t work out.
But I beg to differ. I believe he took her kindness for weakness, and that bothers me. He smugly stole the goods and gave her a hearty, ‘fuck you!’ If it were me, I would have definitely put the evil back in evil eye for his ass.
Unfortunately (and unknown) to him, Mia keeps a used condom from each of her clients in a sealed baggie for magickal occasions like this. So when she realized her cash wasn’t coming she simply pulled that clients’ baggie from the shoe box and got busy.
Enter The Punisher — The cursing potion that delights in dirty work
I have a couple of cursing oils and powders in my private stock, but the one I sell here on Urban Spirit Woman is The Punisher.
The Punisher is a wretched little beast. All it requires is your anger and a personal object/connection to the offender, and it goes right to work doing what it does best.
Best of all, you don’t have to come up with the punishment. Nope. I infused The Punisher to deliver the most deserved ass whipping to the offender. That might mean they’ll get a flat tire or a wad of gum stuck in their hair. It could mean that they get the worse flu imaginable while on vacation. Or they lose their wallet – twice – in one month.
In one Punisher situation, the offender moved into an apartment that became grossly infested with roaches. I heard that it was like something out of a horror movie. Roaches in the fridge and everything!
You never know how this stuff is going to get the job done, but the guillotine normally comes down fairly quickly. And this was the very torture device Mia had chosen for her thieving client.
This is a curse I created for Mia, but anyone can use it. She used a paper towel that had her wayward client’s semen on it, but you can use any personal item that belongs to the offender or something that is connected to them, including a photograph.
You will need:
- 1 Paper towel with the dried semen of the offender
- 1 Bottle of The Punisher
- 1 Black candle
STEP #1 – Hold the candle in your hands and infuse it with all the anger you can muster towards the offender. Feel the anger breathing from your hands into the candle.
STEP #2 – Light the candle and repeat the following phrase, “As this candle burns the anger grows stronger, you cannot escape my wrath any longer.” When your heart is really pounding and you can feel the agitation in the air, move on to STEP #3.
STEP #3 – Take the candle and tilt it over the personal effect of the offender. You want the wax to drip onto the item.
STEP #4 – Now pour 2-3 drops of The Punisher onto the offenders item.
STEP #5 – Place your hands around the item (NOT on it) while visualizing the anger welling up through your body… out of your hands and into the item. Dump all of your anger in there so that it does not stay in your body. Releasing the anger is like saying, “I know this spell is going to work, and I’m not going to worry about it anymore.”
STEP #6 – Take the item and place it into a closable/sealable plastic bag. Close it up. Now go throw it in a dumpster. Once you throw it in there, don’t look back. The work is done.
Results from Mia’s Punisher spell
The day that Mia was due to start the spell, she actually called the client and asked what happened to the money. He promised he would bring it the following day. Once again, it was a lie. So she did the spell.
About a month passed when I finally heard from Mia.
A friend of the bad client had come to see Mia (the friend was also a client of hers). He told her that the guys septic system had failed and it was costing him $6,000 to fix. On top of that, the engine in his SUV died on the highway, so he had no car.
Interestingly, one of Mia’s other clients had come in 5 times over the course of a month, which made up for the money she had lost. This client normally came in once or twice a month, so she took it as a payback. (When things like this happen, it is NOT a coincidence.)
Anyway, I hope you don’t have to use a cursing spell too often in your travels. But if you do, remember, you don’t have to worry about the logistics. Just send in The Punisher.
Questions? Ask away in the comments section.